Hate Speech Radio

Terry McNeely joins the program as we recap last week's broadcast from The World Room at Broadway Comedy Club, talk about a cheerleader that has been turned into Schmegal from Lord of the Rings because of a flu shot, and a homecoming dance that ended in (what else) a rape.

HSR broadcasts live from The World Room at Broadway Comedy Club (the 30 minute break has been removed for your convenience.)

Mersh is out this week, Dave doesn't feel like doing the show, and Evan is... well, Evan. So, it all falls on Heather to make the show great! Does she succeed? We talk about our upcoming live broadcast from The World Room at Broadway Comedy Club, and a couple of douches that tattoo gang signs on their 7 year old kid.

We discuss all of the awesome hate mail we've gotten regarding our Robert Schimmel video! Also, we discuss Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, and that awful kid toucher Roman Polanski!

It's out of sheer laziness that the next three episodes will be posted as one file each. Heather's mom is our guest. Heather starts working the clubs in NYC, and Mersh meets Jim Gaffigan!

Tim Thomson joins the program as we recap Dave & Heather attending the annual Johnny O BBQ, where they, along with two other pals, have been dubbed the "sex people." Also, Evan is a party pooper and refuses to ingest a psychoactive substance for the amusement of our audience, so Heather decides to do it.

Tim Thomson joins the program as we recap Dave & Heather attending the annual Johnny O BBQ, where they, along with two other pals, have been dubbed the "sex people." Also, Evan is a party pooper and refuses to ingest a psychoactive substance for the amusement of our audience, so Heather decides to do it.

Heather's comedy career continues to move forward as she has her first paid gig in NYC, and ACORN tells you that pimpin' can be easy.

Heather's comedy career continues to move forward as she has her first paid gig in NYC, and ACORN tells you that pimpin' can be easy.

The gang's all back again as the audience gets focused on Dave's sex life prior to Heather, pinko douchebag Van Jones resigns, and the Naked Cowboy pulls a Howard Stern by dropping out of the NYC mayoral campaign.

The gang's all back again as the audience gets focused on Dave's sex life prior to Heather, pinko douchebag Van Jones resigns, and the Naked Cowboy pulls a Howard Stern by dropping out of the NYC mayoral campaign.

Tim Thomson sits in for Mersh as Dave, Heather, and Evan discuss cougars in honor of Heather's birthday, Ted Kennedy's death, and Chris Brown gets sentenced for slapping Rhianna.

Tim Thomson sits in for Mersh as Dave, Heather, and Evan discuss cougars in honor of Heather's birthday, Ted Kennedy's death, and Chris Brown gets sentenced for slapping Rhianna.

Back after taking a week off from the debauchery of Dave's birthday show. We talk about... aw fuck, I don't remember. I promise that I'll be better about posting this shit on time.

Back after taking a week off from the debauchery of Dave's birthday show. We talk about... aw fuck, I don't remember. I promise that I'll be better about posting this shit on time.

3 words: DAVE'S BIRTHDAY SHOW!

3 words: DAVE'S BIRTHDAY SHOW!

Finally getting around to posting this horseshit! Dave's birthday is ruined by PR Jess and shitbag hack comic Mick Thomas, and Indian folks throw babies off of a mosque roof!

Finally getting around to posting this horseshit! Dave's birthday is ruined by PR Jess and shitbag hack comic Mick Thomas, and Indian folks throw babies off of a mosque roof!

Finally getting around to posting this horseshit! We throw Dave under the bus for being influenced by a dumb Christian Slater movie from 1990, and Heather gets progressively drunker as she talks about the unlikely scenario of having sex with Mersh.

Finally getting around to posting this horseshit! We throw Dave under the bus for being influenced by a dumb Christian Slater movie from 1990, and Heather gets progressively drunker as she talks about the unlikely scenario of having sex with Mersh.

Second half of the 7/19/09 show. I forgot what we talked about.

Well, the gang's all hung over, and decides to do a sober show! Heather's mom loved it! The HSR cast tips a somber hat to the great Walter Cronkite. Brent sends us a story about guns and car sales. Whats up with Teenagers today? A.I.D.S, That's whas up,son!

Enjoy!

Part two of this episode has something for everybody. Psychotic conspiracy theories and threat of violence against our equipment from Mersh, lead to his disappearance.
Tim Thomson leaps into the third mic seat to come to the rescue. Dave leaves to go pick up our stunt girl, Jess. Evan leaves to bring something to his brother, who's ass he does not suck, by the way, and Tim and Heather are thrust into the first and second mic positions where they are clearly not comfortable.
Evan returns from running errands for his brother (who's ass he does not suck even though he had to leave at the worst possible moment to go to bring his not ass sucked brother something in the middle of the fuckin show!)
Dave come's back with Jess, we throw bananas at her maple syrup covered ass in exchange for plugs for her show. But how will we ever get them off???

Listen and find out!

Its really all just a buildup to the wonderful crescendo that is Mersh's psychotic breakdown.

Hey, its early, I'm tired, just listen.

It's our final show on Cringe Humor Radio! Joe Conte joins us in the studio to discuss whatever the hell it is we're talking about, including a sex story that's too funny for words!

It's our final show on Cringe Humor Radio! Joe Conte joins us in the studio to discuss whatever the hell it is we're talking about, including a sex story that's too funny for words!

The gang talks about comedian Robert Schimmel allegedly beating his wife, an issue of fried chicken, and we find out that even Dave has a heart, as he just doesn't have it in him to make fun of a baby born with no brain.

We all relive the past week. Evan is done with McGuire's, and has another tantrum to the point that Heather throws his microphone. Mersh is homeless, ba dat dat! Apparently, if we don't have a common enemy, we turn on each other.

HSR Spreadin the love, As we take care of more family business. Some attempts are made to cover topics other than revenge, but alas, to no avail.

Basically, the gang at Hate Speech takes this time to reflect, decompress and direct their attention to the next enemy of the show.

All family business gets settled. Some fences are mended, and some bridges are napalmed into oblivion. The gang addresses issues between Mersh, Evan, and Sparky, and after salvaging friendships, proceed to turn their attention to Marcus Johnson, a racist, cowardly "comic" who has bad-mouthed the hosts of this show (specifically Evan and Mersh) for far too long.

I don't even fuckin know! More negotiation about the IQ test/anal raping. Mersh talks about his stable of women and his up coming shows. We make several attempts at covering some news stories. And Joe Conte, of the Conte and Kenny show calls in.

Just what you've come to expect from a program featured in Speaker magazines Frontier Fifty, its a show about nothing. Danny Laforo is our guest this week and somehow he we convince him to come back next week when we will give he, Mersh and Evan IQ tests to see who gets a replica of White Ass Brent's cock shoved up his ass by Heather...What the fuck are we doing?!?!

Anyway, listen to it all unfold in the first half of this weeks show.

More fun with "Ask Dan and Jennifer" From Donkey sex to is my penis too big. This half of the show is so exciting, intern Pat falls asleep 20 minutes in. Gay egg rolling and blind egg hunts round out this very special second half of our Easter show. Mersh gets angry with William Flynn, and we all end up getting bored and calling Joe Conte of the Conte and Kenny show to harass him about being on our show and Heather competing in their second annual No Comics Laughing Stand up competition.

Well, don't Mersh and Heather just know every little thing about god?! Listen to their drunken malarkey and decide for yourself, as the two of them unravel the mysteries of the universe. Don't worry, part two is actually funny.

Our BPSRadio producer Brian, aka woodfloorlicker, and his lovely wife join us in studio. We have an intern! Aspiring stand up comedian/actor, Patric Wickiser will be helping us out during the shows, and did a great job last night drinking and video taping the show.
In this first half of Hate Speech Radio we await the arrival of the "girls of questionable sexual orientation" and discuss the latest goings on in our lives, including Heather's last week going to the XM studio to watch the Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez shows. Evan tries to plug Mcguire's funniest person on long island contest, as if everyone isn't already aware that that is what Evan is doing, and Mersh...ahhh we don't know what Mersh is doing.

Mersh is getting drunker...
"Lesbian drinking games" has been replaced by; "girls of questionable sexual orientation drinking games" Which someone decides is Truth, Dare or Shot. This brings about arguments, make out sessions and booby showing.

Hate Speech Radio has is coming our party! We are now syndicated through BPSRadio; http://www.bpsradio.com/ , as well as Lose The Radio; http://www.losetheradio.com/ , and even have our own listening thread that you can sing your praises or spew your projected self loathing on about our show as you listen; http://www.losetheradio.net/

This first day of our first four hour show started with Davids usual tantrum and Evan and Mersh being late because Evan didn't wake up from his nappy on time. Then the sniveling little homos decided to go out to dinner.
Sparky joined us as our guest in the studio this week, he and Heather had call backs from an audition earlier in the week. (incidentally beating Mersh and Evan to the studio even though they came in on a train from Queens.)

We discussed dead skiers, self exploitation of minors and a few other stories.
Heather talked about selling her panties and David and Heather discussed their experience at the swingers club.

So far...so good...end part one

Now for the second half of our first four hour show; All is well until we try to order pizza. Pizza ordering apparently causes Heather to have a tantrum and walk out on the show, which, in turn, causes Evan to have some sort of breakdown, the symptoms of which are bursts of incessant laughter that, when heard by perfectly normal human beings, causes a reaction in their brain not unlike the infected in "28 days later" only you just want to kill Evan. I myself have been indulging in fantasies of smashing his skull with the claw end of a hammer upon hearing his gales of over exaggerated serial killer laughter. But you may experience fantasies of other methods of JUST MAKING HIM STOP!!!! MAKE THE LAUGHTER STOP!!!!CAN'T....TAKE....THE.....LAUGHTER! MUST....ELIMINATE...THE...JEW!
Oh, come on! Its not anti semitic, he's not even a good Jew!

Have a nice day

"How To Make Friends & Horrify People!" Dave's old friend Courtney Zito joins the gang in the studio, along with the co-star of her TV show, Jon Santos, to talk about "Courtney & Jon," their reality show. Friend of the show/bizarro author Troy Chambers also joins the show as Obama picks on retards, we debut "Trixy the Sports Hole," Mersh kills at the Bob Kelly show and yet still manages to fail at life, and Even loses his mind